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Кликните на лошадок и они вам споют.

Забрать лошадок к себе.
Найдено у [livejournal.com profile] keuner 
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В Калгари, как всегда неожиданно, пришла зима... Пора доставать теплую обувку и...






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Как же высоко еще ползти...


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Humor

All scientific discoveries are first recorded on napkins or tablecloths.
Engineering advances are drawn inside matchbook covers. Keep supplies
of them handy at all times.

RULES OF THE LAB
1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
2. Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way
each time.
3. First draw your curves, then plot your data.
4. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
5. A record of data is essential, it shows you were working.
6. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
7. To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance.
8. If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and
derive the question.
9. If that doesn't work, start at both ends and try to find a common middle.
10. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
11. Do not believe in miracles---rely on them.
12. Team work is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
13. All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
14. Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use
can be made of it.(Law of Spontaneous Fission)

RULE OF ACCURACY
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know
the answer.

RULE OF FAILURE
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.

Never replicate a successful experiment -Fett's law.

Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.

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Позабавило.

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


***
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider!!

***

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

Взято у [profile] sarajeva_ca 
 

 

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